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7 April, 2008

I was a bit annoyed on my commute into work this morning, and I just wanted to…communicate…with the morons of the highways of Iowa and the streets of Des Moines.

Dear city bus driver,

Do you think it’s a good idea to completely block driveways to businesses as you let your passengers off? Especially when you could have stopped BEFORE the driveway and been more than clear for room?


The Annoyed Girl Who Had To Hold Up Traffic Because Of Your Stupidity


Dear Mercedes driver,

Did that expensive freaking car come with cruise control or what? You make me insane. It’s probably a little button that says “set cruise” or something to that effect. You should try it.


The Girl Who Can Actually Keep A Constant Speed


Dear Honda Accord driver,

I realize that you may fear that it could happen, but I assure you that making a right turn from one level street to another level street at a speed of oh…I don’t know…maybe 15 mph (so you don’t get too scared) WILL NOT RESULT IN YOUR CAR TIPPING OVER. Relax, make the turn, and get out of my way.


The Girl Who Knows Jack About Physics But Can At Least Tell You That You’ll Be Fine, Lady

Ah, that feels better.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Llama Momma permalink
    8 April, 2008 8:28 am

    I don’t miss commuting….and you won’t either!

  2. 8 April, 2008 8:50 am


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